Had to share the conversation I had with the cashier in the hardware store today.
Cashier: Hi ma'am how are you today?
Me: Good thanks
Cashier: Cor blimey guv'nor - you're British (said in a very British accent)
Me: Yes I am
Cashier: (again in a British accent) Yes I am - that's so cute, you are so cute
I smiled politely in the hope the conversation would end there....
Cashier: have you heard of the spice girls?
Me: yes
Cashier: did you meet them?
Me: no but I used to live near one of their houses (true fact - one of then lived in Maidenhead!)
Cashier: (in an extremely loud and excited British accent) Oh my blooming god, that is spiffing
I roll my eyes at her and smile, I can feel the people behind me in line getting anxious for me to leave!
Cashier: did you watch their movie?
She then starts acting out scenes from the movie - including a scene about a little black dress!!
Me: I never saw the movie (ok that's a lie!!)
Cashier: do you like it when we mock your accent? Or not?
Me: I'm used to it, it's happens a lot
Cashier: you said 'a lot' that is so cute. I wish I could talk like you all the time.
Me: that's what everyone says
Cashier then goes back to scanning my goods (finally)
Then the best line I've heard yet
Cashier: so do you have special classes at school where you learn to talk like that? I wish we had classes like that.
Me: (after deciding not to burst her bubble) - yes at elementary school we have special speech lessons
Yes, I know I shouldn't encourage them.
Finally my goods are all rung up and she tells me the amount - clarifying I have to pay her in American dollars not British euros (yes again I didn't correct her that we still have the good old pound!)
Me: thanks
Cashier: (in a British accent) have a spiffing day, are you going home for a cup of tea now
Me: yes!!
Cashier: do you think I would be allowed to live in England if I could talk like you?
Me: maybe
Cashier: there are lots of you (I guess she meant Brits) living here, it's not fair. But it's OK as I think you are all cute. Come back soon and talk to me
At which point I left.
Ha hahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteWow, you are way more patient than me. I tend to give the death glare when strangers point out stupid Canadian things to me.
ReplyDeleteI normally try not speak to save having such conversations!!
DeleteSounds to me like she was taking the mick...
ReplyDeleteI have similar conversations far too frequently!!
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